HAL 9000
for a mere $2599, this can be yours!
Above is the AT1501 ascent trainer, yours for only $2599.00(plus tax)! For the price of about THREE YEARS of CrossFit, you too can own a gangly chunk of metal and plastic that “makes getting motivated to exercise a lot easier.”
What does it do? It “mimics your natural gait… …on an incline.” Otherwise known as walking uphill. Handy! On the plus side, it has an iPod dock and can tell you your heart rate.
Or, you can do what you guys do: self-motivate, join a tribe of like minded folk, work your ass off and make real, life-long change. People make these kind of decisions all the time, and we here at CFCDA just wanted to say we are stoked you choose the latter option. Thanks for training with us, everyone!
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Thank you for being here. And thank you for inspiring us and keeping us motivated to make these life changes.
Yeah, Jen! This is a dream job for me. Working with all the athletes is a blast.
Yes, Jonathan thank you and Derek for putting me in a constant state of pain, and over all discomfort. It has made me a better person. And thank you for making my husband even hotter!
Congratulations Mark and Kristen (K2). You two are awesome as well as all the paleo challenge participants!
We don’t NEED machines… we ARE machines!
LOL, the machine looks mad, like it is raising its arms up in frustration. I wouldn’t get on that thing!